Texts from Last Night

Yes Im abit of a late one, and have only just heard of this site, www.textsfromlastnight.com basically people uploading drunken messages from the night before. Here are some examples of the magically intoxicated messages:


*I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

*Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out,
about $1000 more

*So I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

*I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him

*Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

and my all-time favourite!

*and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

nighttime DAYTIME!

If your computer can handle it

Check out www.kokokaka.com to see the best interactive graphic site. Its for Wranglers new clothing collection, BlueBell. You can bully this poor guy around with your mouse, rip his shirt off, drag him across the screen, its a bit mean actually. But brilliantly done, with a funky song on repeat.

Incase you ever get the urge....

How to get McFired

Click>Getting Myself Mcfired

This guy gets jobs at fast food restaurants and sees how quickly he can get fired. Funny stuff. He even invents the McNificent Burger! McDonalds first ever burger with chicken, fish and beef. (weird how it doesn't take off).

You must have had your arm stuck under a rock to not have heard of this one. Beautiful song from a beautiful film. Such a chilled song to have in the background of your whole life. Or when you're looking though someones photo album play this song, the holiday will seem alot more memorable.

The Wizard of Oz: Munchkin Suicide

Yeah it does sound depressing, but there is a myth around the film that one of the famous munchkins actually committed suicide whilst the cameras were rolling. AND even worse...no one had noticed, so it had been put into the final film edit. Apparently you can see the figure of a small person hang himself behind the trees, in the scene in the forest. Just before Dorothy and Co. go skipping away singing 'We're off to see the Wizard!..."



According to the urban legend, the munchkin resorted to suicide because he feel in love with a female munchkin, but she didn't feel the same way, (what a bitch). So he decided to end it all, right there, live on set. The film was made in 1939, wow, and in the first original print you can see the munchkin figure hang, but in the new edited edition they have shopped in a big bird. Ive seen the bird and its huge, and so out of place. They're definitely trying to hide something.

MEGATRON!!!

P-P-Penguin Prostitution

Thats right, one of the worlds most oldest profession isn't just limited to humans. I've just found out that some Penguins, from certain species, will whore themselves out. Even if they've found their 'life-penguins' a few females will have a quickie for pebbles, (to builds their nests). So the next time you see a penguin showing off its nest on MTV Cribs, you can guess what the lady penguin did to gain so many pebbles.

No one knows yet wether there are Penguin Pimps. Then again, how hard can it be to P-P-P-Pick up a Penguin.

Chill Back and Listen

Amy Winehouse - Valerie (Slow) by smithers_mr@yahoo.com

Fancy a ride?

This is a fairly new poster by the mayor of London, to get more people cycling.
Sex sells...........where's my bike?

If you can believe it...

I had to find out if this way true.....apparently it is.

A woman claims she's now the legal owner of the sun after registering the star at a local notary public as being her property.
What's more, 49-year-old Angeles Duran from Spain says she now wants to start charging everyone on the Earth for using it. While an international agreement states no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, Duran says there is nothing stopping an individual.
As such she says she's now the rightful owner of the sun and wants to charge anyone who uses it, in a bid to raise money for the Spanish government, research, ending world hunger… and herself.
Speaking to El Mundo, she said: "I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law." --- Wow, where do you start?
A document issued by the notary public says Duran is "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres".

INSANE