31 Mar 2011

R.I.P Mr Pringle

Look Who's Talking



-Dude I got so fucking wasted last night!
-Bro you were all over the place
-Why do you only have one sock?
-Shit dude, I dont even know
-Ergh dude your breath stinks
-Yeah I should so not have had all those jaeger bombs
-Im never drinking again!
-Me too....But seriously where's my sock?
-Whatever man, I need my nappy changed and like a gallon of milk

22 Mar 2011

Should Have Gone To Specsavers


After just seeing this advert on the television, my uncle asks my dad;
"What would you do if Elaine (my mum) mistakenly kissed a stranger like that?"
My dad says; ".............Il'd take her straight to specsavers.' Such a romantic.

13 Mar 2011

Does that mean the females have one?


She-male Sharks.......I hear they'e the deadliest

9 Mar 2011

Great Cover

My New Favourite Artist

She's a modern artist with some bad-ass canvas skills. Kimberly Dawn Clayton (google her) produces some beautiful artwork, that I managed to stumble across. Her paintings are so colourful and bright. She also makes sculptures out of junk and turns it into masterpieces AND performs while painting live for concerts, festivals and charity events, (who doesn't?). Apparently many celebrities and one ex-president owns pieces of her work, Im not trying to big her up or anything. But I do want to own one of these beauties one day.



This last one is my current wallpaper.

3 Mar 2011

Zombie Book with a Twist


This is a trailer for the book 'Warm Bodies' by Isaac Marion. This book is different from your average Zombie flick/book story-line. It's main character is a zombie called R, who cant remember who he is, or why he is a zombie. He comes across a girl and instead of eating her he decides to save her. Im going to read this book, it sounds good unlike your usual 'zombies are the bad guys' books. This shows they still have feelings. So when zombies do take over the world, just chill out and give them a chance .....they're just hungry.